Miss Lez Pageant

THE MISS LEZ PAGEANT is MARCH 18th!!

It always sells out. It’s gonna be fuckin’ bananas!

I’m finally handing over my crown. But not without a scandal laden rant! Of sorts…Tune in!

Those of you who have been in the past know this is a true
night of entertainment.  I’m serious about it selling out…

It’s hosted by MURRAY HILL!! and there’s a bunch of lesbians!
YAAAY!

See you there.

Rebel Cupcake

I’m making an appearance on Thursday March 8th to pass on my sash to a new Miss Rebel Cupcake, Miss Mary Wanna!

My reign has been good, and it has been long and prosperous. Tomorrow we will dance and revel!

Also, World Famous BOB is performing!!!

It is in your best interest to be there. Also, I want to see you.

REBEL CUPCAKE
SUGARLAND
221 N. 9th, Williamsburg.
L to BEDFORD
10pm.

Chicken Pickenz’

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Tonight I’m GUEST Hosting CHICKEN PICKINZ’ Jason Quarles’ weekly comedy variety show.

It’s FREE!!!!

8pm-10pm. Arrive anytime. It’s free and loose.
It’s at The Bar under LUCKY CHENG’S
24 First Ave (between 1st & 2nd St)

FEATURING:

  •  CARLA RHODES!
  •  DYLAN KASPRZYK!
  •  COOPER REGO!
  •  JASON SAENZ!
  •  SHAINA FEINBERG & HER MOM! (singing Cha-Cha songs!)
  •  DJ KEVIN HICKEY!
  •  MALIK WORK!

Oscar Party!

I love the OSCARS! It’s so rife with issues that I love to love it and make fun of it and be a part of it. I also want an Oscar in the future. But for other reasons than you think maybe?….

I will be assisting some hilarious comedy funny people and some gays and of course the greatest entertainer of our time, MURRAY HILL!  MURRAY knows what’s best for us. Put yourself in his able and gender laden mitts for a night of comedy and OSCARS!!

Ps. I think I only got this gig cause I look like Albert Nobbs. Also, I can be Extremely Loud and Incredibly Glen Close. I need The Help. Sorry. I have complicated feeling about that movie too, but the title lends itself…

This SUNDAY night! FEB 26th!
Red Carpet Fun starts at 730pm!
JOE’S PUB, NYC
425 Lafayette

http://www.joespub.com/component/option,com_shows/task,view/Itemid,40/id,5990

PPS.
It will probably sell out, so get your tickets now.
It’s a fuckin’ party!
The poster has a discount code!!

I will see you there because you like me, you really like me!

Boxers Off

I gotta take my clothes off for this. I think you should watch. Everyone else is.

This show features a sexy slew of butchies, trans and queers removing their clothing. It is always a treat.

Hosted by the suave and lovely Lea Robinson.

When: Saturday, Dec 17th, 2011 at 9:30pm
What:  Boxers OFF! An Evening of Butch Burlesque
Where: Dixon Place, 161A Chrystie St. NYC

Get your dix-in place!

For more information please visit: https://www.facebook.com/events/263196440399952/